funny!

question: why do we feel sleepy after eating?

answer: It is because after eating the concentration of sugar in the blood increases which leads to ex-osmosis ie movement of water from the body cells to the blood where there is high concentration of solute. The movement of water from the cell results in the reduced metabolism which courses one to feel sleepy.

question: why do we turn green with envy?

answer: Judith S. Neaman and Carole G. Silver report that 'green' and 'pale' were alternate meanings of the same Greek word. In the seventh century B.C., the poetess Sappho, used the word 'green' to describe the complexion of a stricken lover. The Greeks believed that jealousy was accompanied by an overproduction of bile, lending a pallid green cast to the victim.

Ovid, Chaucer, and Shakespeare followed suit, freely using 'green' to denote jealousy or envy. Perhaps the most famous such reference is Iago's speech in Act 3 of Othello:
O! beware my lord, of Jealousy;
It is the green-ey'd monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on

question: 20 reasons why chocolates are better than sex.

answer:

1. You can have a chocolate, anytime, at anywhere you want.

2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3. "If you love me, you'll swallow me" has a real meaning with chocolates.

4. You can safely have a chocolate while you are driving.

5. You can have a chocolate as long as you want.

6. You can have a chocolate infront of your mother.

7. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.

8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate together without getting disapproval.

9. The word commitment doesn't scare chocolate off.

10. You can have a chocolate on your desk during working hours without upsetting your workmates.

11. You can ask a stranger for a chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. You don't get hairs from chocolates.

13. With chocolate, there is no need to fake.

14. Chocolates don't produce little chocolates nine months after.

15. You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.

16. Good chocolates is easy to find.

17. One chocolate doesn't get jealous if it sees you having another chocolate.

18. You are never too young or too old for a chocolate.

19. While having a chocolate, it doesn't keep the neighbours awake!

20. Size doesn't matter with chocolates.

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